do people actually read these? penis.
well jeez maybe if she had bigger tits for a Hooters girl she coulda bought a Toyota with her tip money
or if she went to college…hmm…
(via aardvarkjuice)
well jeez maybe if she had bigger tits for a Hooters girl she coulda bought a Toyota with her tip money or if she went...
Winning a ‘Toy Yoda’ instead of a Toyota? PRICELESS.
die. This is amazing.
I’d be totally okay with this
Hahahahahahahahah
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